To see all the bullshit stories/rants/petty grievances of Kieran’s Humor go to https://kieranhumor.com. For thousands of years humans have been shitting all wrong. At least that's what "goat-fucking" Geno says. Geno got the nickname in some alleged drunken escapade which may have happened in or near a petting zoo in Austin, Texas -- at the end of the 20th Century. He was on a trip with the other Pendejos. I tell you that just so you consider the source. Haitians are far more likely to have eaten pets, than Geno actually fucked a goat, but you never know. Goat-fucking Geno may have been banned from the Dallas airport when the dam built during his last serious bout of constipation "broke." He immediately texted photos of the result (think California mud slides) to all of his friends. Everyone who saw that message is eligible for PTSD treatment through the Veterans Administration even though we never served. I'll spare you the picture. In my first or second conversation with Geno (ever), he said humans have fucked up the toilet for thousands of years. The ancient Egyptians and Romans had seats for shitting that looked much like modern commodes. Paleo-pooping But much like the theory behind the paleo diet, which says humans must return to our hunter-gatherer past to eat right, goat-fucking Geno says we must go back in time to shit right too.
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Thursday, 19 September 2024
Squatty Potty
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