Pan Goatee beheads repulsive fucking uglos wherever he goes
World famous genetically created serial killing satyr Pan Goatee (whose specialty was killing repulsively ugly female uglos and the moronic imbeciles both male and female who associate with them) was heading to the grocery supermarket to buy a couple of bottles of Cola on sale.
He followed a beautiful woman across the street from the southeast corner of the intersection over to the northeast corner of the intersection.
He noticed a repulsively ugly woman and her beautiful but moronic looking female friend standing at a bus stop about 20 metres up the street.
Pan was heading in a west bound direction over to the northwest corner of the intersection where the grocery supermarket and shopping centre were located.
Then for whatever reason the repulsively ugly woman and her beautiful but moronic looking female friend decided to leave the bus stop and head in Pan's direction.
So Pan immediately beheaded the repulsive fucking uglo:
Pan beheads a repulsive fucking uglo
He then cut her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces.
He then did the same to her beautiful but moronic looking friend - beheading her and cutting her up into 999 trillion pieces for associating with an uglo.
As Pan crossed the street and headed in the direction of the grocery supermarket parking lot, for whatever reason the beautiful woman ahead of him had shapeshifted into a repulsively ugly woman.
What evil sorcery was this?
What evil genetics were Dr. Anthony Fauci and the Norse trickster god Loki up to?
Both Fauci and Loki were responsible for genetically creating a lot of the repulsive female uglos in Calgary.
It was Set Enterprises of London's chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher who was responsible for genetically creating Pan Goatee.
Dr. Rocher had spent one evening enthusiastically reading a book of essays by Oscar Wilde on the subject of beauty and aesthetics.
The end result was that he then went and genetically created the satyr Pan Goatee in a very tall test tube 🧪 x 6 feet in his laboratory.
Pan escaped from the test tube while being transported by lorry and the lorry was involved in a major highway collision.
Pan was then a heavy metal pan pipe player for a heavy metal 🎸 🤘 band Nero Wilson and The Cleveland Cleavers for about a year as the band did a tour of both Britain 🇬🇧 and Europe 🇪🇺.
He then landed a job with DARPA in the U.S. as a contract assassin.
After Donald Trump signed an executive order doing away with DARPA's contract assassin program (that pissed off the American 🇺🇸 Deep State to no end), Pan moved to Calgary in 2017.
He was diagnosed with clinical depression brought about by the fact that there were so many repulsively 🤢 🤮 ugly women in the 21st Century world.
He managed to get on a Government of Alberta disability pension whose application was signed on and accepted by someone who was obviously not a repulsively ugly woman.
Pan immediately reached for his astral laser machete and threw it at the beautiful woman turned repulsive looking uglo beheading her and cutting her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces.
He decided not to go into the grocery supermarket at the moment and instead decided to walk 6 blocks north to where smaller shopping centres were located to see what was there.
There was a 7-11, a Vietnamese restaurant, a pizza 🍕 take-out place, a liquor store, a pharmacy and a small independently run grocery store.
Pan then headed west to see what sort of places were located in an industrial area just west of the small shopping centres.
It turned out that there were a lot of industries in the industrial district.
"No shit, Sherlock," a seagull remarked as he sat on a statue of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's famous detective and did the opposite of what he had just pronounced.
Pan then walked an opposite way southward to approach the shopping centre where the grocery supermarket was located.
As Pan walked, he reflected on the fact that there were a few blog posts he hadn't clicked the Like button on for the blogging site WordPress today.
Not because he didn't like the blog posts he had read but because repulsively ugly looking women had liked the posts and the pics of their repulsive pathetic looking ugly faces had shown up next to the Like button.
And Pan didn't want his own handsome looking mug alongside such repulsive ugliness.
Ironically some British chef whose blog he read and usually liked had just written a blog post about WordPress likes today.
He was going to like the blog post but then one of the most super repulsively ugly looking women on the entire WordPress blog site had liked the chef's post so Pan definitely didn't want his handsome looking mug appearing alongside that super repulsively ugly looking bitch.
If such uglos insisted on posting profile pics of themselves on their WordPress gravatar photo icons, then they really should be required by law to wear paper bags over their heads in their profile pics.
Pan approached the neighbourhood donut shop and decided to go in.
There was a long line-up and by the time it was his turn, it was an uglo cashier whose till was now free.
So Pan went and sat down at a table until such time as a non-uglo till became available.
But then a couple of repulsively ugly women customers entered the donut shop.
So Pan decided to follow a beautiful woman out the exit door and not to stay because it looked like it was quite obvious that within a few minutes, the place would become Uglo Central inside the neighbourhood.
Pan was going to enter the Dollar Store but then it turned out the Dollar Store's most repulsively ugly looking female cashier was working today so Pan turned around and left.
He entered the grocery supermarket and bought his bottles of Cola.
On his way out the store as he was walking across the parking lot, a repulsively ugly woman tried getting in his way so the satyr beheaded her and cut her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces with his astral laser machete.
As he approached the intersection, there was a rare beautiful looking fat woman standing there with a baby carriage.
Next to her stood a moronic looking middle aged man but then behind her stood the usual fat ugly blob with a baby carriage.
So Pan immediately beheaded the fat ugly blob first and then cut her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces before starting to work on her progeny.
He then beheaded and dismembered the moronic looking middle aged man.
He then beheaded the rare beautiful looking fat woman and dismembered her saying, "That's what you get for being friends with uglos and morons."
He did the same for her progeny as well.
Pan then ran into a former DARPA contract assassin as he crossed the street.
The man was now a homeless fentanyl user on the streets of Calgary.
"Do you ever get a chance to get back to the U.S. these days?" His former DARPA co-worker asked.
"I was in Chicago last week," Pan answered, "Elon Musk had hired me to behead and dismember female uglos who were dressed as abortion pills 💊 outside the Democratic National Convention. So that's what I did. In their case, I made abortion retroactive."
-A Pan Goatee tale
Written Sunday
August 25th
2024.
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