The Gold standard of the Bravo housewives began with a look back to the first season.
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Hell Froze Over!
Jen and Meredith are friends. I guess Jen's online gay slurs' about her son, is in her rear view mirror now. After Lisa's last season's juicy hot mic rant. Where she called ,Meredith was a whore and fucked half of New York (that's a LOT of people) and went deep in other areas her the family, the two aren't like sisters. Meredith isn't ready to forgive and she seems to want Lisa's blood to fry on some random fast food griddle!
Lisa is desperate and in denial. She is talking to Heather, whom she doesn't like. She wants Heather's sage advice on how to get in Meredith's good graces. Our girl, Heather always keeps it real and tells Lisa, bitch! put down dat 44oz and make room for all the crow you gonna have to eat! Cause you done, called her everythang. Talked about the womans HUSBAND-said he can't hold a job and that's why you don't own a home. Lisa, thinks what she said, wasn't ALL that bad. But Meredith is plotting, investigating Lisa's businesses, did Lisa cheat on her husband? This isn't close of being ovah.
Meanwhile, our girl Meredith still wants to be Lisa's friend. The woman who said she look like Shrek. The women who denied knowing the chubby girl in high school. Sad!
The cousins Whitney and Heather meet at the Rose's house. Whitney wants to cut all ties with the Mormon church. The church has a list for all their members. The list allows the church to keep in touch with its member, to visit, collect tides etc and there is a website that will permanently remover her room the list.
It appears Heather, who has left the church, written about the church and the people including her fatality and friend who have painful shunned her, is still on this list. She feels if she removes her name, this could be the final blow that could end any hope of a possible reconciliation with her mother and father and she struggles with Whitney decision.
Poor Poor Poooor Jen
Jen Shah is the last man or woman standing in case where she been accused of bliking old people out of their money. With all her money going to Attorney's, she and hubby Coach Shah had to downsize. They left a 9000sq home for a 4000sq feet home, no giant closets, and (get your hankies ready) she had to DOWNSIZE HER SHAH SQUAD! Yes, we don't know how bad it is, but there are fewer people available to help her get dressed , to squeeze dat body into her spanks, to help her choose to right hair pieces, and to put on her make up! (THIS IS FREEKIN TERRIBLE!)
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