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PART 1 Is Your Brain a Hoarder's House? I bet it is. No wonder you’ve got brain fog, a messy mind, and an awful background anxiety soundtrack playing all day long. We all know the brain constantly sends and receives chemical and electrical signals throughout the body, controlling thousands of processes and helping us interpret our environment. Just imagine that kind of workload! It would make anyone feel dizzy and desperate for a “Do Not Disturb” sign on their face. Most of that information is stored inside the brain because, without it, you wouldn’t be able to see, feel, taste food, balance, or move at all. So yes, your ability to walk to the fridge at night and then question your food choices in the morning is all thanks to your busy brain. To do all this, the brain and central nervous system depend on billions of neurons. I know, I know… you’ve heard neurons are overrated, but if they exist, the brain definitely uses them for something important—probably more important than the last three apps you installed on your phone. The bad news about these neurons is that, just like other cells in the brain, they produce a lot of metabolic waste. Your brain generates more waste than other organs because it’s never off duty—it's a call center that never closes. Imagine shopping online all day, every day, let’s say… for a month—ordering wonderful things you don’t need but still having them shipped to your door. After a week, you’d be exhausted, surrounded by boxes, and wondering when exactly your home turned into a storage unit with a kitchen. After a month or two, you’d eventually stop shopping.
After a year, you’d throw it away.
Well, it’s easier to declutter your house when you actually see the results of your chaotic behavior. But it’s much more difficult to declutter something you don’t see!
One more problem is that your poor neurons are so busy receiving and sending signals around the body that they hijack almost all available energy in you. This constant energy use creates even more cellular trash. On top of that, building new neural connections and tearing down old ones keeps piling extra debris inside your cells, similar to remodeling a house while you still live in it. So, whether you like it or not, you are basically a meat suit filled with top-quality junk — and maybe it’s time to think about mental spring cleaning before the whole place starts to look like a crime scene? Signs Your Brain is Full of Junk Data How many open tabs do you have on your phone right now — 5, 12, or the full 47‑tab circus? Each of your tabs is like a nice chatty guest at a BBQ party, and this is how you end up in digital overwhelm. You’re flooded with so much information that you can’t stay in one conversation for more than two minutes. You secretly wish everyone would go home… And by the end of such a party, you’d be exhausted without any idea of what actually happened. That’s why your digital world needs a little detox now and then, like sending half your mental guests home so you can hear yourself think again. What I’m trying to say is that your brain is not an octopus with many legs! The latest research suggests it prefers to focus on one problem at a time rather than jugglfifty hot tasks at once. In reality, it can only hold about 2–4 things in mind at the same time, so if you’re trying to do more than that and calling yourself a productivity hero, you might actually be the main character in my next story “How To Melt Your Brain in One Step.” Where Does All the Mental Garbage Come From? Financial markets hit new lows, thousands of missiles fly somewhere on a map you could never find, and some bleak free‑speech farce unfolds in a country you’ve never been to — sounds familiar? The problem is, that your brain treats every news headline like a personal emergency. After a few hours of reading the news (or listening), you’re not just “up-to-date"; you’re actually constructing a horror‑movie version of reality where the world is always on fire, and you’re somehow responsible for putting it out with a damp paper towel.
It’s the same machine as social media addiction, just dressed in a more respectable outfit: instead of cat videos and belly dance clips, you binge-watch doom. Your body responds as if you’re in an actual war zone, while in reality, you’re just lying on the couch, in yesterday’s T‑shirt, and forgetting your coffee went cold an hour ago. The worst part is that this constant stream of catastrophe doesn’t make you a wiser citizen of the world. It makes you something else — a more anxious citizen. Your brain fills up with second‑hand terror and unsolvable problems, like a scrapyard of disasters you can’t fix but can’t stop staring at. Slowly, that background hum of “something is wrong here and there… damn, everywhere” becomes your default setting. At that point, you’re not consuming the news anymore — the news is consuming you, one neuron at a time. Decluttering Your Thoughts and Digital Detox: The Simple Steps of Taking Out the Trash A scientific start here… get ready! A couple of weeks ago, I read an article that explores how the glymphatic system is activated by visual and audio rhythms at a frequency of 40 Hz. This research was conducted by Li-Huei Tsai and her colleagues at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. If I remember right, they even conducted a couple of experiments related to Alzheimer's disease: a few years ago, they found that the buildup of toxic Alzheimer's protein deposits in the brain can be halted and even reversed using neural gamma rhythms, which can be stimulated by light or sound pulses at 40 Hz. In your brain you’ve got microglia, some kind of immune janitors whose job is to spot trouble, eat potential infections, and clean up molecular trash. In Alzheimer’s, these janitors kind of snap: instead of cleaning properly, they start yelling “FIRE!” all the time, spraying inflammatory chemicals everywhere and making the situation worse (by the way, if you'll click on the world 'Alzheimer', you'll find information about an interesting research that develops modifying treatments against Alzheimer's disease, from BioArctic Company).
Amyloid plaques in Alzheimer's disease
Gamma‑frequency brain waves seem to calm them down and put them back on track, so they start gobbling up beta‑amyloid again like it’s an all‑you‑can‑eat toxic buffet. And when light and sound/40 Hz are used together to boost gamma waves, microglia become even more efficient at clearing sticky amyloid plaques. Gamma waves also activate another cleanup crew: the glymphatic system – or we can call it your brain’s night‑shift plumbing. Astrocytes (support cells) have little “feet” hugging blood vessels, and in those feet are aquaporins—kind of water doors. Under gamma rhythms, more of these water doors show up at the border between brain tissue and the glymphatic “tubes,” allowing fluid to flow faster and carry away more waste. On top of that, gamma rhythms make the lymphatic vessels in the brain’s membranes widen a bit, like turning narrow side streets into broader squares. That gives waste and immune cells more room to move, so cleanup can happen more smoothly during the night. Okay, enough science… The most important question—what can you do today? 1. Screen time reduction after 8 pm 2. Social media break – at least twice a week 3. Turning off notifications (after 6 pm.) I personally keep all my notifications off. 4. Minimalist phone setup – I’m still working on this, it’s really hard to delete some apps. 5. Unsubscribe from chaos. At least once every 3 months. Because at this point, you’re basically a loyalty member of the entire planet: every story, every brand, every “we value your attention” newsletter has your name on it. Sure, there are perks—discount codes, life tips, the photo of a cute dog... but the nonstop confetti of emails is enough to make your brain want to fake its own death.
If it truly helps you sleep, you can unsubscribe from No Clue Land too, it’s easy. But then you’re on your own, bravely wandering through your mental attic with a broom, a flashlight, and no sarcastic tour guide… Are you still here? Good, then continue reading for now. Next step: sit down—yes, right after reading this—and be unreasonably honest with yourself. Call it a self‑reflection ceremony, no candles required. Ask: What is one small thing I can do today, right now, to empty my brain’s trash bin? Maybe you can close all the tabs on your phone, or delete 50-60 emails (I personally deleted over 2000 emails a week ago without reading them, sorry-not-sorry, folks), or write down the thoughts that keep circling in your mad head—and give your poor mind the luxury of rest? Sleep and Cleaning Service Maybe you didn’t know, but the glymphatic system was discovered just over ten years ago, which in scientific years is kind of yesterday. And nope, we still don’t fully know what it’s up to… Recently, two papers in Nature tried to shed some light on this mysterious internal cleaning service. In one study, researchers at Washington University in St. Louis found that the glial system is regulated by neurons themselves, as if the brain were micromanaging its own housekeeping staff. When neural activity in a specific brain region is artificially turned down, the intercellular fluid there basically shrugs, stops moving, and starts to stagnate. As we know, neuronal activity comes with changes in ion distribution on their membranes, inside and outside, like ions doing tiny, meaningful dance routines. The movement and concentration changes of these ions help push around the intercellular fluid, along with all the waste molecules your brain would rather not keep as souvenirs. This brain-wash cycle runs mostly while you’re asleep, because the glymphatic system is known to clock in for the night shift during sleep. (Bonus nerd fact: the intercellular fluid in the brain is basically the same as cerebrospinal fluid, whose main “storage tanks” are the brain’s ventricles and the spinal canal, from where it flows into brain tissue and then returns after getting filtered by the glymphatic system — like a closed-loop spa circuit.)
Deep sleep is the “repair mode” of your sleep— it is when your body and brain reset, heal, and store memories, and yes, you can actually get more of it if you stop treating bedtime like a suggestion and more like a feature that would help you to become immortal. Let’s see what deep sleep does for you, according to the very serious committee of People Who Don’t Answer Emails After 6 p.m. (because we don’t, right?)
- Repairs your body: when you're sleeping deeply, your body's got your back. It's busy boosting blood flow to your muscles, fixing up tissues and bones, and regenerating cells so you can survive another day of sitting weirdly at your desk and calling it “I’m working, therefore I am."
- Keeps you healthier: Your immune system finally clocks in properly, making proteins to help you fight infections and recover from whatever chaos you put yourself through… like licking doorknobs or just interacting with aliens at your office.
- Sharper memory: Your brain uses deep sleep to process what you learned, which is great news if you spent the day on something more meaningful than scrolling through three identical apps in rotation.
- Supports energy: With enough deep sleep, your mood, decision-making, and focus all improve, so you feel genuinely rested instead of living in that modern state known as “yeah, I am tired but where’s the party?"
- Supports hormones and metabolism: Deep sleep is when growth hormone shows up, blood sugar behaves a bit better, and the risk of high blood pressure and type 2 diabetes doesn’t skyrocket quite as cheerfully… but only if you let your body have more than a two-hour nap and a dream about the next TV show.
Simple habits to get more deep sleep (or how to feel less wrecked tomorrow) The thing is, we don’t control deep sleep directly, but we can set the conditions and hope that our nervous system doesn’t ghost us the next day. 1) Protect the last hour (or at least 30 minutes): Treat it like a no‑chaos zone. Dim lights, quiet reading, pranayama breathing, meditation, or mint/camomile tea. No work, no arguments, and no “we need to talk” texts with co-workers — unless you want your brain in panic mode all night. 2) Fix the bedroom: Cool, dark, quiet. If your room looks and sounds like a nightclub, don’t be surprised when your brain behaves like it’s 2 am each morning. 3) Watch caffeine and alcohol: Coffee and booze are basically deep‑sleep hitmen. After 2 pm, caffeine starts working for the enemy. Alcohol knocks you out, then steals the quality of your sleep and leaves you with anxiety as a souvenir. Weeknight drinks are your future exhaustion, pre‑paid. 4) Move during the day: If you barely move, your body has no reason to shut down at night. “Moderate exercise” doesn’t mean a marathon or 5K — it means anything more ambitious than orbiting between your couch and fridge. Even 1,000 extra steps is the difference between “alive” and “slowly fossilizing.” Extras you can experiment with (when you’ve done the basics and still feel like a zombie) These aren’t mandatory, but some people swear they help. Others just enjoy trying something new all the time, or buy stuff. 1) Warm, then cool: Take a warm bath or hot shower earlier in the evening, then make your bedroom cooler so your body gets the subtle hint that it’s time to sleep instead of overthinking your entire life. 2) Yoga nidra: Somehow, it’s the only time when falling asleep feels like an achievement. Let me describe it in two sentences: you lie perfectly still under a blanket, being instructed to “stay aware of your second toe,” which is ironic because you are sure this is not the way to reach a high state of consciousness. Still, after a couple of minutes, you are fully passed out with your mouth open. 3) Supplements (optional): Magnesium, melatonin (1-3mg), or calming herbs can help some people, but they’re not magic, and definitely not a replacement for common sense. Ideally, talk to a doctor first — especially if your current health plan is “guesswork” plus other medications from ChatGPT.
Try or not try, but I'll follow up next week with part 2. What can you expect there? Zero fluff and maximum practicality (who am I kidding, you’ve read this far, you know better...) — talking about people and boundaries, mental hygiene that doesn’t need a $9,999 guru, or quitting your life to move to Bali — and how exercise plus real food (not just caffeine vibes) can slowly upgrade your brain from “trash on fire” to “shockingly functional organism trying to survive the AI era."
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