To see all the bullshit stories/rants/petty grievances of Kieran’s Humor go to https://kieranhumor.com. After knowing me, and/or reading these Bullshit emails, several former friends of mine have told me to seek professional help. “Fuck that and Fuck you” was always my previous response. And I added “former” to the title of friend. But Larry, the lawyer, came up with a proper solution.
You know, a bullshit detector and remover. “I’m not saying you need this,” Larry texted. “But you need this.” I thought about applying it to this Bullshit Blog. I figured I would run one of my early rants past them and see what came back. But what to choose, what to choose? Former players have been bitching about being called “crustaceans” and quitting my tennis team like they are playing for the Cleveland Browns… Maybe I should start with the first letter I sent to them. But then I checked Propercomm prices. $200 just to get started. Fuck that. My whole tennis team isn’t worth $200 on their best days. However, Propercomm had lots of examples for me to follow. So let me try this myself… Original (Excerpt):A letter from Kieran to his fucked up tennis team Watching you guys schedule a line up is like watching 8 monkeys fucking a football. I can only feel sorrow and sympathy for the poor soul trying to captain this “disaster. Sad!” If you think this is funny or worth a read, you can tell Kieran's Humor that writing has value. Pledge a future subscription. You won't be charged unless they enable payments.
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Thursday, 23 January 2025
Bullshit Remover
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