To see all the bullshit stories/rants/petty grievances of Kieran’s Humor go to https://kieranhumor.com. The wife teaches 6th grade in an inner-city neighborhood. When the Phoenix Suns really suck, they pad the house by giving away tickets to poor kids.
So the wife, the Boy and I each paid $10 for our own seats and got to "chaperone" about a dozen "really good" kids. "Now don't spend too much," she said to the Boy. "These kids don't have much, and we don't want to embarrass them. I told each one to bring some money for snacks... but they probably can't afford it." We sat up so high, I could touch the ceiling. We were in the only section that had to look down at the "big screen" scoreboard that is attached to the roof. I didn't have time to eat lunch or dinner and it was getting past 7 p.m. In the first quarter, the Boy and I split a small soda and a tiny fry, ($8 or so). We didn't want to show off in front of the kids. But every 5 minutes, the wife and a few kids disappear. They come back with burgers, pizza and big ass fucking cookies. (That's right Flaccid Penis Joe, these kids finished every crumb of their cookies.) By the 3rd quarter, the Boy and I can't take it anymore. When the wife leaves, we started stealing fries from Alejandro and his little sister. They don't seem to mind -- they didn't look to hungry to me. But we still felt guilty. I told the Boy, "Grab 'em quick, so Jesus doesn't see." If you think this is funny or worth a read, you can tell Kieran's Humor that writing has value. Pledge a future subscription. You won't be charged unless they enable payments.
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Thursday, 3 October 2024
Stealing my fries
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