To see all the bullshit stories/rants/petty grievances of Kieran’s Humor go to https://kieranhumor.com. he wife always hated my Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel.
"You leave your bike shit in there and it stinks," she has been telling me since 2012. "And you stink. You need a car with a trunk." Ok, I'll admit:
If I park the Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel in the garage and roll down the windows, the wife tells me the garage stinks too. I didn't know plastic could take on a smell, until one day I "lost" my cycling glasses... I found them in the house. I could smell them 4-feet away. But I didn't really believe that the odor ruined the nazi diesel. In my moments of private bullshit, I just assumed along with being completely unpredictable, she had the power of smell like some kind of superhero on the Captain Planet show. In the real world, I give other people rides and no one complains. So it's just the opinion of my spouse -- everybody ignores that opinion at least half the time. It's the only way two people can stay together for more than a month. Then one Friday evening, I'm driving back from Tucson to Phoenix. I get pulled over by AZ Department of Public Safety officer.
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Thursday, 12 September 2024
The State Says I Stink
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