No spoilers
Butch:
Allergies were bad last night. "Take some kid's benadryl," said the scientist wife, "it'll help you sleep!" It did! She's smart.
However, I had also had tequila, so I am rather foggy right now. I am less smart.
Did you guys get the new game?
I hope you bought the new game because Larian delayed BG3 again. "Expect to ship in May," is what we have now.
Let's jump! Climb. Whatever.
Feminina:
We didn't, but we will. It's going to be great and we're gonna love it.
Butch:
It will! And it will not be BG3 which I'm starting to believe is all a giant hoax perpetuated by the Illuminati.
Feminina:
Well, at least the disc edition. I've avoided too many spoilers in articles about it to believe that this many people are only pretending to have played the downloaded version.
Loothound:
Shhhhh, saying their name makes it worse. After all of this waiting it REALLY better not suck. At the very least, Butch, I hear there's nude-a-plenty to be had. Equal opportunity too, Feminina.
Butch:
That would be a wonderful gift from the God of Irony if, after all this, we end up hating it.
Feminina:
That would be so hilarious.
But considering everyone else in the world seems to have loved it, we could at least provide a lone voice of dissent!
Or...three lone voices...I guess...
Loothound:
I guess that would depend on how much agreement we were in about the suckage.
Feminina:
Yeah...what if one person is filled with hatred for it, but the others love it?!
Blog drama.
Butch:
When has that ever happened? We're usually in lockstep. First time for everything, I guess.
I think the closest we came was when Femmy loved the ending of Everyone's Gone to the Rapture and being objectively wrong about that.
Feminina:
I entirely reject this interpretation.
I think the main disagreement has been that Butch found Grim Fandango and Day of the Tentacle playable, while I could not tolerate them.
And I complained heavily about the slow movement in Grim Fandango, which I acknowledge in retrospect is my fault for not looking up how to sprint, but I didn't really enjoy the rest of it either. Not enough to bother ever looking up how to sprint, anyway.
Butch:
Ah yes. I knew there was something else.
There was a sprint button.
Always check if there's a sprint button.
Feminina:
I will, if I actually care about playing the game.
Butch:
Oooo. Got cold in here all of a sudden.
Feminina:
Hey, no one challenges my assessment of Everybody's Gone to the Rapture without consequences.
Though I mainly remember disagreeing with some other reviewer about that. And he was OBVIOUSLY wrong.
Butch:
Why is it that so many peoples' opinions are so obviously wrong?
T SHIRT!!!!!!!
Feminina:
That's an exceptionally relatable T shirt.
Works for everyone!
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