Cleopatra and The Battle of The Pyramids, Pope Francis Welcomes ET Gray Alien Saviour At Vatican Plus The Amazing Sandy O' Reilly Oppenheimer

Dracul Van Helsing

May 25

A steampunk Queen Cleopatra presides over a steampunk Battle of the Pyramids

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Pope Francis welcomes an ET gray alien 👽 saviour at the Vatican.
Not surprisingly the earthbound avatar form of the creature looks like
Pope Francis himself (albeit somewhat taller).

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The Amazing Sandy O' Reilly Oppenheimer

British MP Renfield R. Renfield would not be doing his podcasts while he was campaigning for re-election in the constituency of Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds.

He wondered who he should get to replace him while he was away on the campaign trail.

Renfield wearing dark sunglasses attended a picnic lunch being given by his British Liberal Democrat Party opponent Serena Sharma near the John Halifax Gentleman Watermill on the River Avon in the town of Tewkesbury.

During the course of her speech to those gathered there, Serena happened to quote an independent newspaper columnist on the state of agriculture in Britain 🇬🇧.

Renfield thought, "Why didn't I think of him? I'll get him to do my podcasts while I'm away."

That night:

"Hi, I'm Sandy O' Reilly Oppenheimer the great Irish-Jewish Irishman commentator. I was born and raised and lived all my life in Ireland 🇮🇪 until I was deported from the country on the orders of Ireland's sodomite Prime Minister Leo Varadkar.
I have been asked to fill in for my good friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield on this podcast The Renfield Hour as he is busy campaigning for re-election as the British Arthurian Party MP for the constituency of Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds.
Tonight, The Renfield Hour and myself the great Irish-Jewish Irishman commentator Sandy O' Reilly Oppenheimer ask the question, "Is Canada's Justin Trudeau a bisexual this door swings both ways male version of America's Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?".

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Cleopatra and The Battle of The Pyramids