From The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. government has passed a new bill allowing for widespread surveillance of every American citizen — unless, of course, they happen to be carrying cocaine into the White House. The legislation… Read on blog or Reader STRAIGHT LINE LOGIC Read on blog or Reader Congress Passes Bill Allowing Surveillance On Every American Except For Those Who Bring Cocaine Into White House Robert Gore April 13 From The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. government has passed a new bill allowing for widespread surveillance of every American citizen — unless, of course, they happen to be carrying cocaine into the White House. The legislation grants unprecedented powers to intelligence agencies to monitor the communications and activities of individuals across the […] Read more of this post Comment Like You can also reply to this email to leave a comment.

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