When he was called "periodically unhoused," he became instantly unhinged.
He said, "I'm on the street, don't sweeten it up with 25 cent words. I know you're just tryin' to help. I'll give 5 stars on yelp but, please, let me stress, what you call unhoused is homelessness.
And, yeah, you make fun of my country doc. Call him a yokel from po-dunk town but he spent his own good money to send me to you coz he said, and I quote, 'He's the best, hands down.' And I believe what he told me coz you know your shit. But you're also a snob and full of it.
Patronizing my friend who rode 20 hours on the bus to make sure I did what I was supposed to do, not coz I don't care, I just get confused. He's stuck by me all the way, I know he missed out on work. But you dismiss what he says with a nod and a smirk.
All the blows to head, my nose broken a hundred forty times, no cartilage left after reconstruction, God strike me if I'm lyin'.
I'm retiring as funeral director. Gonna wrestle 3 times my weight in gainesville gators and poisonous snakes.
Just take care of my tumor and keep your mouth shut. You snub my friends again, I'm gonna kick your butt."
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