Jormungandr the Midgard serpent of Norse mythology emerges from an erupting Icelandic volcano 🌋.
In Calgary the Norse trickster god Loki hid under a car when he saw the world-famous genetically created satyr Pan Goatee walking across a parking lot.
Loki knew that Pan was an enemy of his.
Because Loki and his ally the evil deranged mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci kept genetically creating female uglos and letting them loose on the City of Calgary.
There was no greater enemy of these repulsive looking uglos than Pan Goatee.
Pan Goatee entered a grocery store.
While inside the grocery store he noticed a repulsive looking fat ugly blimp approaching down the aisle.
Acting on the advice of his latest anger management instructor, Pan turned and walked the other way.
He found the item he wanted and went to pay for it.
While walking down another aisle the same repulsive fat ugly blimp walked by.
This time the satyr beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces.
Meanwhile outside in the parking lot, an Alberta Motor Association tow truck had been brought in to lift the vehicle under which the Norse trickster god Loki now found himself stuck.
And up in Iceland in the southwestern region of the country running through the fishing village of Grindavik were giant cracks and fissures appearing as a result of volcanic activity.
Residents of the village, prior to being evacuated, said they could hear "unholy sounds" coming from under the earth.
And just when you thought the volcano 🌋 had stopped erupting, Jormungandr the Midgard Serpent of Norse mythology suddenly appeared.
"Somebody call Thor!" An Icelandic geophysicist shouted.
-written Thursday November 23rd 2023.
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