Uglos and morons who are stupid enough to run into Pan Goatee are buried in this part of Tartarus
World famous genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was on his way downtown.
He went to the nearest C-Train station.
After having paid for a ticket 🎫 (naturally a downtown train passed by while he was putting coins in and getting a ticket from the machine), he then waited for the next train.
He hoped no uglos and morons would join him in waiting.
Fortunately there were only beautiful women and their intelligent looking boyfriends arriving on the platform.
Then 2 minutes before the next downtown train arrived, a repulsively ugly looking female uglo and her low-IQ moronic looking boyfriend arrived on the platform.
Not only that, they walked directly towards Pan Goatee.
"Nothing screams "Stupid!" as loudly as an ugly uglo female and her low-IQ moronic boyfriend walking directly towards Pan Goatee," the satyr commented as he beheaded both uglo and moron and cut them up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces each.
Goatee boarded the train and sat across from a beautiful woman so he wouldn't have any homicidal urges.
He arrived downtown and picked up a few food items and then waited for the C-Train back home.
One thing about living in a new neighbourhood where the C-Train was close by, he didn't have to ride an endless number of buses (usually occupied by a whole bunch of ugly uglo women) to get downtown.
The C-Train arrived and it looked like a moron sitting next to his fat ugly blimp girlfriend was about to get off at the door where Pan Goatee was going to board.
So the satyr boarded at another door.
As he looked down the train he noticed that the moron and his fat ugly blimp girlfriend hadn't got off.
He was just moving around in his seat like he had ants in his pants this stupid looking moron.
So the satyr walked down the train and approached the said idiot, "If it looks like you're standing up to get off the train, then get off the train you moron. One doesn't expect to see your moronic looking face and even worse the hideous repulsively 🤢 🤮 ugly face of your fat ugly blimp girlfriend when one thinks the hideous pair of you have got off the train."
Goatee beheaded the moron and cut him up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces.
Ants 🐜 rapidly left the now tattered and deceased underwear 🩲 of the now dismembered and deceased moron and headed up towards the front of the train terrifying passengers.
"And as for you, you fat ugly blimp," Goatee addressed the fatso uglo, "you shouldn't date a man who has ants in his pants."
Goatee beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces.
On his way back to his seat, Goatee saw another uglo and so beheaded and dismembered her.
The satyr then exited this train car full of uglos and morons at the next platform and boarded the train car behind where there didn't seem to be any uglos and morons.
At the C-Train station just before his own C-Train station 🚉, an uglo boarded his train car and walked directly towards him.
So he beheaded her and cut her up into 999 trillion x infinity and beyond pieces.
"You uglos never seem to learn, do you?" Goatee observed.
Krampus the Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian goat demon carried the remains of uglos and morons down to this part of Tartarus.
-written Saturday October 28th 2023
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