Ewan Macpherson was last to arrive that morning.
Something wasn't right.
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Why does he look so bad? Has he been at the drink again?
He's eating dog shite.
Eh?
Shite, keich of the dog.
Why does he do that?
One day, he was watching his dog Fiona, she was eating shite, he looked at her shiny coat and considered this the source of the gloss. So, he copied.
Just dog?
Dog?
Dog shite? He didn't try human or maybe cat?
Don't be stupid.
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*Keich/Keech = Scot's word for faeces
** Coprophagia can be a normal behaviour in dogs, it can also reflect underlying physical and psychological issues.
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