[New post] PORTIONS—NOT POTIONS!

Jonathan Caswell posted: " HE HAS A PROBLEM with portions, Which easily go awry... When his nurse asks him He can't always say why? - Given an over-ripe cantaloupe, He consumed half in one meal... Corn on the cob and chicken wings Minimal protein, you feel-" By the Mighty Mumford PORTIONS—NOT POTIONS! Jonathan Caswell Aug 25 HE HAS A PROBLEM with portions, Which easily go awry... When his nurse asks him He can't always say why? - Given an over-ripe cantaloupe, He consumed half in one meal... Corn on the cob and chicken wings Minimal protein, you feel-? - Cream of Wheat, one packet, Instead does three or four... With raisins and peanuts added He shouldn't want for more! - He'll have to think of his servings, He knows what to do... And stop his nurse's un-nervings So she can sigh...WHEW! - Jonathan Caswell Comment Like You can also reply to this email to leave a comment. Unsubscribe to no longer receive posts from By the Mighty Mumford. Change your email settings at manage subscriptions. Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser: http://bythemightymumford.com/2023/08/25/portions-not-potions/

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