"To the most esteemed Ms Garfield Hug PBM BBM KPKBM,
[Note1: Titles MR EX decides to use as citation to lend aura of my importance]
I am writing to cordially invite you to a friendly reunion lunch together with Andy.
This is not a summons, so you are free to decline.
However, if you do, I will have no choice but to lodge a petition in public to revoke your PBM and BBM, but not your KPKBM titles.
I know what you're thinking: "MR EX, you're such a driver!" But hear me out. This lunch is a chance for us to reminisce about the good old days, when we were younger and carefree.
We can laugh about the time you farted in my car, or the time I accidentally set your soul on fire.
And we can put to bed the bad memories, like the time you broke the heart of my iPhone.
I know we haven't seen each other in a while, but I'm sure our friendship is still as strong as ever.
So please, join us for lunch and let's catch up.
I promise it will be a time to joke, laugh, and share positive vibes.
And if you're really worried about your titles, I'll even let you bring your own food.
Sincerely,
Your Humble Slave
MR EX"
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