A 23-year-old Whitechapel man has told The Whelk that he broke wind directly into the face of his new girlfriend's father as they attempted to remove a mixer tap assembly from the kitchen sink.
Toby Dell, a forklift truck engineer from Dock Street, told us: 'My girlfriend's dad was struggling to undo the locknut on the tap from underneath his sink, so I told him I would grip the assembly with a mole wrench while he loosened off the nut from below.
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