Miranda Singh a special intelligence agent and operative for the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit listens to a Thursday night podcast from British MP Renfield R. Renfield
Miranda Singh a Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit operative was listening to British MP Renfield R. Renfield's podcast while sitting in a park in London, England.
His Majesty King Charles III in disguise 
as a Groucho Marx lookalike walked by the lovely and beautiful Miss Singh.
"Oh, to be King Henry VIII," Charles sighed, "I could order that wretched MP to be beheaded."
Renfield's podcast started with a bunch of weird looking rainbow 
holographic images being shot down with laser death rays being fired by Set Enterprises' hypersonic missiles.
The display caused senile old fool Joe Biden to trip and fall to the ground at a U.S. Air Force cadet graduation ceremony.
Next the ghost of Orson Welles appeared sitting at a table and sipping a glass of spectral red wine 
.
"Saint Paul the Apostle said it in one of his epistles almost 2000 years ago," Welles held up the glass of wine , "and in a somewhat paraphrased version, I will say it again, 'Welcome to Pride in the ability to masturbate into the rectum of another Month'."
This was followed by British MP Renfield R. Renfield sitting at a desk wearing a JENNIFER JOHNSON FOR LACOMBE-PONOKA ALBERTA MLA campaign button.
"Diversity, equity and inclusion," Renfield began, "are code words for the perverts in the Alphabet Soup Community to be in your face (and possibly other areas of your anatomy) 24/7, 365 days a year, 100 years a century and 10 centuries a millennium."
Renfield then went on to analyze contemporary sports and baseball 
.
"Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass is a wimp and a wuss," Renfield put on a colourful sports commentator Don Cherry suit and tie, "At first he did splendidly by giving the sodo-Nazis, pronoun Fascists and lesbo-Stalinists in the Alphabet Soup Community the raspberry they so richly deserve. Then he turns into a sissy and apologizes to them. Over to the ghost of Winston Churchill for his comment."
Winston Churchill's ghost sat in a comfortable armchair smoking a spectral cigar and sipping a spectral glass of brandy.
"Anthony Bass," Churchill spoke in his distinctive Battle of Britain 
style speaking voice, "What a wimp. What a wuss."
Renfield then went on to explain Critical Race Theory and Critical Gender Theory in a nutshell.
Said Renfield, "Critical Race Theory in a nutshell is this: The white race is responsible for all the world's problems."
Renfield then went on to the subject of Critical Gender Theory, "Critical Gender Theory in a nutshell is this: The male gender - and particularly those members of the biologically born male gender who actually think they're males and are actually sexually attracted to members of the biologically born opposite sex- they are responsible for all the world's problems."
Renfield then went on to explain a lesser known theory - Critical Non-Binary Freak and Weirdo Theory.
"Now of course," Renfield pointed out, "Non-binaries do not consider themselves freaks and weirdos even though that's exactly what they are. What a Calgary based geopolitical analyst labels as Critical Non-Binary Freak and Weirdo Theory is being taught by cultural Marxist Neo-Bolshevik Communist groups such as the Alberta Teachers' Association whose only accomplishment these days is to ensure that Alberta schoolchildren are transgendered, queer and Communist upon graduation."
Renfield then went on to explain Critical Non-Binary Freak and Weirdo Theory in a nutshell.
Said Renfield, "Critical Non-Binary Freak and Weirdo Theory is this: Those who identify as members of the biologically born gender they're born into and who are sexually attracted to members of the opposite biologically born gender are responsible for all the world's problems."
Joe Biden was immediately alerted by the European Union 
Commission (who most definitely were getting their panties in a knot 
at the moment) as to the British MP's most recent genocidal and Crimes Against Humanity statement.
Mused Biden, "I wonder if I should order a Cruise missile attack on Renfield's office in the British House of Commons."
After dropping a load of large sized brownies in his pants, Biden said, "I think I shall."
Biden immediately got on the phone 
to the Afghan Taliban government in Kabul and asked if he could buy a U.S. Cruise missile from them.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday June 1st
2023.
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