British MP Renfield R. Renfield and the Greek goddess Athena in Vienna
King Charles III was worried about the War in Ukraine and the possibility that it could explode into a global nuclear war.
It seemed to him that America's Joe Biden was a senile old fool and Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was a bedwetting imbecile who suffered from arrested emotional development.
The king was right on both counts.
So on the advice of his leading advisor Paddington Bear, His Majesty decided to send British MP Renfield R. Renfield, who was a member of the two seat British Arthurian Party (formerly the British Transhumanist Party until Renfield came to the conclusion that the philosophy of Transhumanism was out to lunch especially the terrifying possibility of George Soros, Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab living forever as Cyborgs) in the UK 
Westminster House of Commons to a secret conference in Vienna Austria (so secret that not even the Neo-Trotskyite heads of government of the NATO and EU countries were told about it) between a Russian delegation and a Ukrainian delegation to see if some sort of peace treaty could be negotiated.
Renfield had asked the ghosts of Orson Welles and Winston Churchill to accompany him as his advisors.
Churchill said he would need time to study the history of the conflict in depth before he felt worthy of dispensing advice on the subject.
Ditto for the ghost of Orson Welles.
Although Welles said he was willing to accompany Renfield as official black and white photographer for the trip (since Welles enjoyed black and white photography) in order to record the trip for posterity (if and when the secret conference became known to history).
Renfield agreed to take Welles as his official black and white photographer.
Churchill settled back with a large spectral cigar and a large spectral glass of brandy in an easy chair in the library and archives of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set's colossal West London mansion and began reading on the subject of the history of relations between Ukraine and Russia dating back to the founding of Christian Kievan Rus in 988 AD.
Renfield turned to his friend Dracul Van Helsing to see who he would recommend taking to Vienna Austria for the conference.
Dracul recommended Athena the Greek goddess of wisdom.
And so Renfield had flown to Vienna with Athena.
Members of both the Ukrainian and Russian delegations arrived at the Hofburg Palace wearing paper bags over their heads. Not because they were ugly (there was no indication that the ghost of Oscar Wilde would attend the conference to give his opinion of aesthetics on both proceedings and participants) but because they didn't want to be seen by the outside world.
The American Deep State, which was all gung-ho for a global nuclear war in hopes that this would reduce the world population to a manageable level of 500 million people (like George Soros, Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab envisioned), might become very pissed off if they heard that Russia and Ukraine were negotiating behind their back to achieve a peaceful resolution.
Why senile old fool Joe Biden (the world's most prolific donor of drag queens for Children's Storybook Reading Hours in public libraries) might stop giving arms to Ukraine.
And then Zelensky might lose his major source of income by turning around and selling those arms.
As an ad for Forbes Magazine (which turned into a popular meme on the Internet) showed, with a picture of Zelensky that said, "I earned $10 billion while working from home. Ask me how."
Zelensky had even managed to sell a machine gun to the Norse trickster god Loki for €20,000 (Twenty thousand Euros 
).
Although Loki's Zelensky supplied machine gun recently turned out to be no match for a silver arrow fired by the crossbow of the Celtic stag god Cernunnos.
The conference would be chaired by Samhain Cardinal Salaman one of the few heterosexual administrators currently working in Pope Francis' Lot's Wife = Pillar of Salt Vatican.
As for Vienna's own Christoph Cardinal Schönborn (definitely no relation to the heterosexual Christopher Dracul Van Helsing), he was busy trying to organize yet another gay porno strip show rock concert and Mass at St. Stephen's Cathedral in Vienna.
The conference would begin with a formal dinner in one of the Hofburg Palace's many Viennese ballrooms.
The ghost of Orson Welles took a black and white photo of Renfield and Athena as they awaited the arrival of Samhain Cardinal Salaman.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Tuesday April 4th
2023.
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