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[New post] Fire in my pants

Site logo image Larney posted: " I have always frowned upon people who want to be bitten, or strangled or whatever kinky ish that's violent in the sheets. Why would you want to be brutally handled? It's a little sick, we have to agree on that. Spanking is sexy, I love that shit. I asked" Oh Larney!

Fire in my pants

Larney

Sep 2

I have always frowned upon people who want to be bitten, or strangled or whatever kinky ish that's violent in the sheets. Why would you want to be brutally handled? It's a little sick, we have to agree on that. Spanking is sexy, I love that shit. I asked Untitled how he feels about a bit of force and he does NOT subscribe. He says the second he holds my neck tight, his dick will go soft because he has it in his DNA that violence is a no no, regardless of the scene. We are on the same page, I don't want to be unconscious or with my luck, die.... My life insurance sure won't cover that.

BUT....

The lines are blurred because I tell him to suck harder on them tittties or else mama feels nothing. I find myself telling him to squeeze hard or spank me more... I'm scared I just might want to push the bar a little high and end up with bruises.... You know the frog being boiled thing? No? If you put a frog in a bucket with water and add small doses of boiled water then the frog won't realise this until it has also boiled. I'm scared we'll go too far... and only realise when I'm dead. Y'all choke each other... that's fucked up, def judging...
Untitled is more 'normal' in the sheets, I think I'm a bit of a wild card. We usually have sex twice. Once at night, in the bed... once in the morning, in the bed. The sex is great but I want more, I told him this. Am I asking for a lot from a 37 year old? Our sex life could do with some spice.... spoken like a true Sagittarius. I'm going to buy the both of us performance pills or something! We have the sex life of an old married couple. If this is the sex in our honeymoon phase then what will happen after that?

Another problem is that I'm a lazy fuck, out of 100 times, I'd say I get on top 0.5 times... It's half because I get a leg cramp and he has to finish, LOL! Ok maybe I am old.... But another reason is that my ex before Untitled had a tiny penis and we could only do WOT 99 times out of 100. Anyway, I need to find the kama sutra and get on it! For a long time I was ok with not having sex but now that I'm back in the bonking scene and have regular dick, I want it all the time. I am in the sexual peak age though right? Over 30 is where it's at. In the 20s it's about quantity, in the 30s it's about quality!

I'm having good sex but I want my back blown... ok not really because I need to still go to work and it's not wheelchair friendly...

I need aphrodisiacs, olives do nothing! Oysters are expensive. Pills can't be trusted! Oh man... Who is this horny girl???

Give me tips, I went to an all girls convent school, with actual nuns, so please don't judge me.

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