Sorry I've been AWOL

Larney

May 25

It's June next week. What?????? I can't believe this.

Guys, I'm sorry I vanished for a bit. That's what happens when things are going great. Great? Well yes and no. Yes - Dating-wise and No - career-wise.

Since this is primarily a 'dating' blog, well, 'dating' is used or WAS used loosely, it was a perfect outlet for all the disasters that were happening in my 'love' life. I realised I loved to complain about it and now that things are great, and I have no complains, I don't have the burning desire to blog.

Untitled's birthday was perfect. I'm girlfriending for the very last time. If this man doesn't marry me, (marriage ?? who AM I??) then I'll retire from the dating world for good. I will ask for forgiveness for all my sins, mostly sex before marriage, then join a convent and be known as Sister Larney, Amen .

I, miss SUPER independent, catered to a man! Larney from 2 years ago would be shocked!!!!! I took him away to a modern treehouse! I cooked for him!! I gave him a facial (I have plenty of facial care whistles and bells but MY skin just doesn't care for all my facial care routines), I gave him fully equipped foot and hand massages! What more? No, no blowjob, told y'all my braces make me insecure and I still didn't get on top, I'm a lazy but great fuck (there's the Larney I know!) It really was great. Until I went home....

As I was driving out, my very luxurious car didn't want to kick into higher gear, long story short, my turbo is dead! I'm selling organs to foot this because I don't have a choice.

The end

Wait, we are going to a music festival this coming weekend. 3 days nonstop drinking and partying! I will drink a lot, I just don't want to get sick!!! It will be epic! Plus it's the first time I'm getting a stamp on my passport!