The "I" is not me but the unknown author.
I don't condone tall tales either!
When I was still in high school, I worked a summer as a dishwasher at a Ryan's buffet. For anyone who's ever worked in a large buffet-style restaurant, you know it requires two dishwashers at all times. So the other guy I worked with was like the stereotypical old guy dishwasher and had been there for a lot of years, smoked and sold weed and who knows what else.
But he was just this laid back friendly dude, even hosted an annual barbecue for all the employees and supplied everything.
So about three months after I left, I heard that he'd been fired for getting caught for stealing meats, and then everyone starts putting it together! LMAO
Here's the punch line....
Now I don't condone stealing at all, but you have to admire the flat out gangster in this.
Once a year for over a decade, this guy fed his company with their own stolen product and he came out looking like an awesome coworker, all with a straight face. I don't condone theft but that is seriously kind in a wrong way!
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