[New post] Wife Turned To Pillar Of Salt After Looking Back While Fleeing Disneyland

Robert Gore posted: "From The Babylon Bee: ANAHEIM, CA—A local man who narrowly escaped a hopelessly depraved Disneyland with his children has told investigators his wife turned into a "pillar of salt" when she looked back as they were fleeing. "She didn't even make it" Respond to this post by replying above this line New post on STRAIGHT LINE LOGIC Wife Turned To Pillar Of Salt After Looking Back While Fleeing Disneyland by Robert Gore From The Babylon Bee: ANAHEIM, CA—A local man who narrowly escaped a hopelessly depraved Disneyland with his children has told investigators his wife turned into a "pillar of salt" when she looked back as they were fleeing. "She didn't even make it out of the park," said distraught 37-year-old father Tim Lott. "She took one […] Read more of this post Robert Gore | April 5, 2022 at 9:39 pm | Tags: Disney | Categories: Humor | URL: https://wp.me/p57MXM-pEd Comment    See all comments    Like Unsubscribe to no longer receive posts from STRAIGHT LINE LOGIC. Change your email settings at Manage Subscriptions. Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser: http://straightlinelogic.com/2022/04/05/wife-turned-to-pillar-of-salt-after-looking-back-while-fleeing-disneyland/ Thanks for flying with WordPress.com