Tiger stood there, with Bob so close, and yet so-
-a car is heard, screeching to a halt!-
"Bob! Hi there, do you have a minute of your precious time for Old Larry?"
Sure enough, Larry, with his screaming orange Ford Pinto sporting its standard Firestone 500 tires, pulled up to the curb next to the Bob Mobile, while Tiger said "Why don't I ever get any of that Special Bob Frustration Management?"
"Bob. I sure am glad I "ran into you today" because there is something important that I need to ask you?"
Bob shook Larry's hand vigorously, then threw a wave back towards Tiger saying, "Just a minute Tiger. My good friend Larry needs to ask me something!"
Tiger's mouth was about to open, when someone texted her! "Not right now, Penny" she said, though she didn't text her back, but tried to be casual about her increasing frustration, as she walked towards Bob and Larry.
"You know something Bob? I ran into Camille the other day, and we talked about how I was able to help you two kids out when you needed a ride home!"
Bob nodded in acknowledgement, while thinking it odd that Camille hadn't contacted him lately, but it was for the best, of that he was certain!
"Did you know that her Daddy also owned a Ford Pinto? Why he even had the pleasure, or displeasure, as it were, of having his Firestone 500 Tires explode once, but got out of it before the gas tank did the same! What a guy!"
Tiger never understood why guys took pleasure in swapping stories of Near-Death experiences, but she tried to imagine Bob's loving arms comforting her, after hearing how Penny and Cat were killed together, while racing somewhere in their own vehicle!
"Now, I'd never want to cut into your "Girl Territory" so I thought, I'd ask if it were all right if Camille and I started, well, you know, dating?"
"If it's my blessing, you need, then by all means, go for it!" replied Bob, while Tiger thought of how he could then "go for it" with her, no problemo, no way!
Larry was about to go again, when Bob's cell rang. "It's Whirly!" replied Bob, with Bob saying, "Hi Whirly Girl, Guess what, Dr Larry is standing right next to me, how about that?"
Dr Larry Beauson was about to comfort Nurse Penny Nickel after her hearing of the fatal car crash of a distant relative on her father's side! So distant that her father never even had mentioned anyone being in his family other than the ones irritatingly nearby, but then we can't choose our family, can we?
"Oh Dr Larry" bubbled Whirly, while she thought, "If only I had had time to get my hair permed and cut, then I wouldn't be in such an awkward position, right now!"
"Perfectly understandable" replied Dr Larry, who then said "I hope the old Enamel is treating you right, or we'll need to go down and go down deep again!"
"How deep are you planning on going, this time?" asked Nurse Penny Nickel, who knew the frustration of him not completing what he started out by doing, leaving her just a bit frustrated when all was said and done!
Just then, another car pulled up with someone running over to the lot of them, saying "Well, I might have known that you'd be here, with some sort of song and dance about being frustrated, or what else would you call something like that Tiger Judasina!" yelled someone, who turned out to be Cat, with Bob saying, "Oh, hi Cat. You remember Larry, don't you?"
Whirly replied, "Darned shame that Penny hasn't joined you yet! What a party that would be!"
Larry looked from Tiger to Cat then said to Whirly, "Well, Gotta go again girl. Keep that CPU A humming, OK?"
-and with that said, the classic Ford Pinto raced away, leaving Bob with his little group of ladies, trying to figure out if Bob could be split in two, allowing them to take what they wanted, going halfies!
"Well, gotta go Bob. Remember those Mets won't you, if someone starts to throw blows, OK?"
Bob smiled and shook his head saying, "Now why would anyone want to resort to violence? We are all good friends, aren't we?"
-"Doot" said his cell again, with him saying "Why look here. Penny is calling me while the two of you are standing there, nostrils a flaring! Any messages?"
"Dr Beauson. Stop trying to please your other "women" and use your energy on the one woman, so close to touch instead, OK?" asked Nurse Penny Nickel, while the narrator said, "Tune in next week for the next installment of-
-but he was pushed out of the way, with the voice of Nurse Penny Nickel saying "More frustration! How about it Girls? No more interruptions with what we want!!"
-just then the Pause Screen appeared with Whirly saying "I knew she was trouble, but I didn't think she'd let her emotions get the best of her!"
-"Not exactly something, I'll be doing......
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