Oh my gosh, I'm hanging!!!!!!! I forgot my house keys at the salon, thank goodness I haven't moved out from mean sis yet. I forgot to brush my teeth. I forgot my man's valentine's day gift. I forgot to put on sunscreen. I'm such a fucking mess!

Ok let me take it back and explain. I went home (my parents house ) on Friday after work. I wanted to see my dad (he was happy to see me too!), I wanted to fix my hair (it looks great!! - my hair girl is back there) and I wanted to go to church ( it didn't touch me as I needed it to but I went nonetheless). So in all this busyness I forgot my house keys at the salon -because it has a beer opener and I need to open a beer, but I didn't see this early enough to arrange to get them, I realised only when I needed them. At this point, I was super drunk.

I met up with Untitled at a pop up market, his friends were there, and their girlfriends ( one is a high school classmate of mine - small world) and it was great. They were launching a new shitty gin- at the market, not his friends, I say shitty because Im fucking hanging lower than a granny's titties! FUCK! Last night while drinking it, all seemed well.

Bumped into my cousin and his wife - she tells me that she's divorcing him on whatsapp but they are a happy couple in the streets. This is the cousin who wants me so when I introduced him to Untitled, he wasn't happy. We were drinking (me, on an empty stomach - mistake number one!) and drinking and dancing and drinking. Then it was home time, I got home, only to realise my house keys are nowhere to be found. Remembered the last time I had them was at the salon, called the salon girl, she confirms she saw them but didn't know who the belonged to but figured the owner will eventually speak up. Woke mean sis up and she opened for me.

This morning, I woke up earlier so that mean sis can lock up, usually she leaves while I'm still sleeping so you can imagine the torture this morning. I bath in a hurry, to leave in a dash. Get to the car and realise I forgot my man's Valentine's gift and I'm seeing him after work. I'm fucking hanging. I realise when I get to work that I didn't brush my teeth! The shops opened 2 hours after I got to work. I puke 3 more times, then go buy a toothbrush and paste and finally feel 1% better. The only good thing is that I didn't forget to wear the matching sneakers.... We are going for a picnic, I forgot to put on sunscreen!

I hope I feel better and just enjoy the rest of my day.

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. I need to go puke again!

The end

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