Bob looked on as Larry worked on Whirly's innards!

"Are you certain, you can get her up and running again?" asked Bob, as Woofers looked at the two of them wondering which one was going to feed him, and which one was going to walk him?

"Bobby Boy. Just look at how I've kept my Classic Ford Pinto! Why she hums like a well, like a Ford Pinto should run, and not everyone can claim that, can they?

Bob shook his head, as he looked at Whirly's information screen, "Pressure Leak in Eastern Europe" was what was written, but that didn't make any sense, did it?

"Look Bob. Just give her another dose of Freon, before I have to go deeper into her Psyche, or whatever they call that kind of thing with Smart Refrigerators?

Bob pulled out an Extra-Size can manufactured by the Wong Freon Company of the Greater Tri-State Area, and plugged it in! Whirly's compressor went into high gear for a moment, then began to hum along, nice and easy!

If you hadn't introduced me to the Store Manager at Binger's Department Store, then I'd probably be strung out on Freon myself! Just kidding....Just a little Freon Humor!

Whirly woke up again and found herself outside the restaurant, waiting for Bob to return. Woofers sauntered on by with Whirly saying, "Hi Woofers, Where have you been all this time?"

The Desk Manager just stared at Whirly before saying, "His name is not Woofers, that is our Bellboy, Manny to his friends, but Mr Wong to the rest of the general population!"

Mr Wong just wagged his tail and waited for someone to walk or feed him!

Bob strolled down the staircase and said, "Well Girl. Our room is almost ready to go!"

The Desk Manager pulled Bob over to one side and said, "What about the Harem, Party of 3, you have parked on the 3rd floor? Will you be catering to their needs as well, or do we need someone else to occupy their time, while.....- looking over at Whirly saying....who needs any more Babes, when you've got a looker like her?"

Bob just smiled and said, "Whirly. I need to check on something for a few minutes, why don't you order a couple of drinks, and we can enjoy them on the veranda, OK?"

Before Whirly could get a word in edgewise, Bob sailed up the stairs with Whirly in close pursuit, just in case. At the end of the hall on the 3rd floor, there seemed to be some sort of party going on, with women's voices echoing against the walls! The door to the room was partly open, but there was no sign of Bob anywhere!

The first voice said, "So you finally got Bob to kiss you, eh Tiger? " with a lot of giggling afterwards! "Yes, but it wasn't easy what with Pressure Leaks and Killer Drones to get a simple job done!" sounds of glasses being filled, with the second voice saying, "I'm next on the list for some Bob Loving, seeing as how Cat has already had her way with him and then some!" Cat added, "Why don't the two of you just drink this Avocado and Turmeric Smoothie, laced with Rat Poison, while I go downstairs and see what is keeping Master Bob?"

Whirly didn't want to be caught eavesdropping, so she went back down the hall and ducked into an adjacent room, while sounds of Cat went on by outside.

"Hey Baby, what has brought you into my life" asked a voice behind her, with Larry lying on a heart-shaped bed, saying, "Want to share a Freon Cocktail with old Lar, while we figure out where those pesky Pressure Leaks are hiding?"

Whirly for once didn't seem to have anything to say, while a crowd of people burst into the room, yelling in some language unintelligible, while Larry just said, "Look Fellows. One at a time, OK, and I'm warning you, it's hard enough to read this Gal's schematic diagrams when they are in English, OK?"

Larry just turned to Whirly saying, "Listen Honey. Bobby Boy is waiting for you on the downstairs veranda, so why don't you just let me figure out what ails you, OK?"

The team of workers all tipped their caps as Whirly passed by them, with her saying, "A few words in their own language might just help?" she uttered, "Glasnost, Perestroika and Gorb-a choff" but they only scowled and made obscene hand-signals, with Larry commenting, "Listen Honey. I think, you'd better get a move on, seeing as how my job just got a bit more difficult, if you catch my meaning?"

Whirly just felt confused and hurt, and was about to go back to that last room and give those women a piece of her mind, when Bob said, "What's your poison, Girl?" he whispered as Whirly shivered a bit while sitting on the outside veranda. "I'll get the bellboy to toss a few more logs on the fire, unless you would rather just snuggle with yours truly?"

Whirly just nodded without saying anything when sounds of a fight were heard upstairs!

"What do you mean, he only wants you?" said the first voice, while the second said, "Taking no for an answer is obviously not the way I should have pronounced my claim on the Master! This is better!"

-with that said, sounds of furniture being tossed about, then a loud crash, followed by a large object with something that resembled a body being seen as it tumbled over the side of the nearby cliff! "And that Penny Chick gets the same treatment when she shows up again, yelled the third voice, as Bob said, "Almost time to retire for the night! I hope you've remembered your silky Negligee?"

Bob put his arm around Whirly as they crossed the Lobby towards the staircase. The police burst through the door at the same moment, with the Desk Manager pointing to where the body fell, and-

-but Bob just turned and whispered something in Whirly's ear, as the room grew dark, and.....

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