How about that time in New Orleans when  that guy picked me up and attempted to run off with me?

Don't know where that came from.

Short people problems.

Don't ever get drunk in New Orleans, Girls.

We have done the arithmetic and the numbers don't add up.

I was about 200lbs, even then. I bet his back hurt the next day. I didn't fight violently because I wasn't drunk and it was mildly flattering in a low-rent, common way, but-no, thank you, please. He didn't make it 20 yards, poor thing.

Super Impressed, I really was, but that shouldn't have happened in front of spectators if one knows what I am saying.

I felt silly, and that is not the Hot Stuff Mrs. Summers spoke off.

To what end?

New Orleans is great and you should definitely have fun and let loose.

Do not get drunk in New Orleans.

Everybody does. I know this. 

Never more than two and only ever get torn up if you don't have to walk- anywhererah. 

who's got your back?

The things I know are true, it is impossible to shut up about because I didn't know, and everyone should.

Never lose your eyesight with friends.