Actually that's not quite true. I'm actually really busy because I am still getting the fairy tales ready to go, proofing DST, finishing Bowl of Red and I HAVE to unpack, because living in the middle of boxes is becoming untenable. (Or antennaeble. There's so much dust, I'm going to mutate and grow antennae.)

So, I have a weird challenge for you: Come up with weird anthology theme/title.

Now, I'll give some examples below, and some of them are obviously for the lulz, but we do have the VERY tiny publisher which will be firing up any week now. (More or less at same time as Boxes from Sarah's garage, since it's mine and younger son's labor on this.) And it will MOSTLY do anthologies.

So if something fires up my neurons, I'll add it to anthologies to get together. And if it's yours, I'll try to invite you if write.

So....

The Penguin Conspiracy

When Time Ran Backward

The Funniest Apocalypses

The Invasion from Weird

.......

Tag, you're it. (And I know I'm not super creative right now. Deal while I dust.)