The Mummy's Ghost of Kharis was successfully sacrificed by a demon possessed elk in the CERN tunnel in Switzerland but The Flintstones Police Choir sing A Happy Anniversary in relation to the mummy's curse of another mummy King Tut
It was 100 years ago today (April 5th 1923) that the legend of the mummy's curse of King Tut's tomb began with the death of George Edward Stanhope Molyneux Herbert the 5th Earl of Carnarvon (the financier behind the Howard Carter expedition that discovered King Tut's tomb) from a fatal mosquito bite.
Not one to say Never Say Die, Kharis, unlike Tut, returned from the dead and carried off a beautiful woman on a Louisiana plantation.
Meanwhile Disney released the documentary film The Pope Answers on its channels today.
In the film Francis tells a group of teenagers in one scene that "using [gay sex hook up apps like] Tinder is normal" and the Church's teaching on sex is "still in diapers".
Speaking from the Hofburg Palace in Vienna where he is attending a conference, British MP Renfield R. Renfield said, "It is somehow appropriate that this documentary on Francis is being released on Wednesday in Holy Week- the day that Judas Iscariot went to the Sanhedrin to betray Christ."
A person dressed as Mickey Mouse and wearing Sanhedrin high priestly garb was at that moment presenting Jorge Mario Bergoglio with a huge cheque for $30 billion according to a vision that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster 
was having.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 5th
2023.
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