A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue…
Doctor:"What happened?"
Woman:"Doctor, I don't know what to do.
Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor:"I have a real good medicine for that.
When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the
doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman:"Doctor that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea.
I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"
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Doctor:"You see how keeping your mouth shut
helps?"
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